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11月17日 17 Random WordsTHE WORDS MY 17 RANDOM FRIENDS CHOSE WERE... Hangover, Homosexual, Loser, Poo, Koussa Syphilis, Disaster, Specificity, Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious, Hello, Hazelnut, Bootylicious, Rabbit, Fornicate, Random, Tinkle, Typo THE POEM IS... SUPERCALAFRAGALISTICEXPIALADOCIOUS, 17 RANDOM words to TINKLE may sound quite atrocious! But U see I met a BOOTYLICIOUS RABBIT, Who would FORNICATE by a sickening habit! The poor Bunny got called a LOSER, By this KOUSSA eating HOMOSEXUAL drug abuser! So the Bunny said, "HELLO"- spiked his HAZELNUT lattè asking him to sip it faster, Until the homo woke up to a complete DISASTER; Apart from a HANGOVER he found POO and SYPHILIS on his dick, The SPECIFICITY of these details are sure to make you sick! I know you'll all forgive me- coz these aren't the words I chose, So let's just pretend all the offensive ones were simply just TYPO's! Deal?? 9月26日 Lyrical FightWhy are U starting this lyrical fight? When it was U who hid the almonds at night? I was just being your friend- listening with open ears; It was U who was playing pretend, So next time I'm coming with beers; U see when Ur drunk it will bring out the truth, Continue this fight & I'll bring out Ur tooth! 9月23日 Packing BoxesA beautiful day has just begun, Packing 15boxes is so much fun; Pack a little in here- Pack a little in there, Without a single fear- Without a single care; 10years after these boxes get sealed, Is when all my errors will be revealed; By then I'll be gone- By then I'll be free- By then they can hire someone else- not as shifty as me! 5月21日 Crazy GirlAnswer me when I talk to you- Coz I'm a crazy crazy girl; Sometimes I'm nice- Sometimes I'm not- You can never never tell! Treat me like a Princess- give me all that I need, Treat U like a Shadow- whilst you follow- I lead! 4月7日 UI like u I admire u I think of u I'm fond of u I adore u I'm attracted 2 u I'm obsessed with u I dream of u I live 4 u I breathe 4 u I look up 2 u I look out 4 u ... It seems that the other 25 letters of the alphabet have no significance to my life... :p 2月22日 RepunzelRepunzel! Repunzel! You must have heard me wrong! I asked you to let down the 'golden hair'... Not to let down the 'golden pair'... 10月12日 Colourful PastShe shows so much HONESTY xoxo Elz haha just kidding- I'll be your Knight any time of the Day... Mwaa! 10月6日 Saturday StupidityShe saw someone slightly strange sitting silently staring straight- so she started screaming! She shouldn't be scared so suddenly! Sometimes situations seem so shockingly strange but suprisingly by staying submissive you'll seriously save so much stress! Elz MORAL OF THE STORY- Don't take Saturdays off work- for you'll end up with too much free time to write ridiculous messages like this one... :-P 8月2日 At Arms Length...I have reason to believe that God could possibly be going deaf. I prayed a few nights ago asking Him if I could have you at ARMS length... I'm positive that He didn't hear me correctly... Because I'm having difficulty having you at FARMS length... Come back! :p xoxo Elz 6月18日 Poker MachinesPoker machines are designed to 'J'ack, 'A'ce, 'K'ing and 'Q'ueen you.. Often abbreviated to JAK-Q!! 6月11日 Poor You I assure you that I adore you,
that my existence is only for you
and I'll never bore you or ignore you-
Because from the moment I saw you-
I thought POOR you!!!
because all I'm ever gonna do is SMS and call you!
:-P haha Elz I know you hate me loving you- but get over it! 5月31日 Innovative ThoughtsIt's 5am and my workload has virtually cleared, Unfortunately at 2am all my innovative thoughts just disappeared; My thoughts must have got bored and went- Leaving me to apologise for this miserable SMS I just sent! :-P 5月24日 Miss TakeThis new generation of females appear to be brought up to TAKE! TAKE! TAKE! TAKE! TAKE! That's all good and well... Just be careful to never make them more than just Ur MISS... Because if U foolishly make them Ur MRS they will become Ur worst ever MISSTAKE! MISSTAKE! MISSTAKE! 5月10日 Twinkle Twinkle Little StarTwinkle Twinkle little star, How I wonder who the fuck U R; Act like Ur up above the world so high, Pity I don't search 4 diamonds up in the sky; Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How I wonder who the fuck U R! Elz 4月12日 Letter MathsThe word DISTANCE has an 'I' but no 'U' in it, Whilst the word LOVE has neither an 'I' nor a 'U' in it, And the word LUST only has a 'U' in it! :-P Knowing this I want U to verify the following equation for me: LOVE- DISTANCE= LUST therefore: -I = U which makes perfect sense because opposites do attract! Don't U agree? 4月1日 Adult Nursery RhymesBar Bar Black Johnny- Have you anymore? Yes Sir! Yes Sir! Three cups full!
One for the Master, and One for the Dame, and One for the Person who wrote this rhyme so Lame... 3月27日 Just Thinking...If I was to message you every time I started to think of you... I would only ever send you one message... Because ever since I laid eyes on you- you have always continuously been on my mind! 2月19日 Photograf-fitiAs much as I'd like to paint a perfect PICTURE-
Our future is still not BLACK & WHITE-
And although I don't like being NEGATIVE-
It seems I have no choice but to leave us on SELF-TIMER...
I know this is unconventional and cruel but it is the only way that what we had will DEVELOP any further-
My approach may initially seem out of FOCUS-
But just remember it was U who made it clear that U hated me being OVER EXPOSED!
:-p 1月25日 Imaginary CattleEWE are so DEER to me, I would never DOG EWE.
I apologise 4 BEEing overBEARing
but if EWE don't FLY away from this imaginary BATtle
EWE'll BEEcome a part of this imaginary CATtle!
I need to get some good SHEEP tonight... I'm trashed! Haha sweet dreams 11月29日 The Perfect WomanThe Perfect Woman-Will she ever be found?
Or do my expectations exceed each & every bound?
I want her eyes 2 make me melt,
Her smile 2 shine so bright,
I want the thought of her 2B the last each & every night!
Did I 4get 2 mention- that I'm a sucker 4 breasts, legs & ass?
But all of them mean nothing- if she doesn't carry class!
Oh & I almost 4got intelligence?
4 it is an absolute MUST!
But if its 4 a 1night stand-
I'm not that completely fussed!
Family values R important-
I want 2C my child in her eyes,
She has 2B herself ¬ part of some sneaky disguise!
I know I'm asking 4 a lot-
but Christmas is coming soon,
So underneath my Christmas tree-
I've left lots &lots of room!
xoxo
Ps. Tell Santa that there's cookies & milk 4 him when he drops U off...Mwaa |
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